If I only had one week to live there would be so many things I want to do. One would be find the owner of McDonalds and steal the deed that says he owns McDonalds then scare him so much that he says in a public anouncement that I now own McDonalds. Then on Tuesday I would steal a black Lamborghini and create a machine that let's me have unlimmited gas. Then drive it straight into a wall. Then Wednesday, since i'm rich, go to hollywood and go on a date with Logan Browning from Meet The Brown. Then on Thursday take my girl Logan skydiving into a big pile of extra soft mattresses while eating a happy meal. I know i'm too old for that but since I own McDonalds I don't really care. Then on Friday call Michael Jordan to come to my house to teach me all he knows about basketball. Then on Saturday I would go to a doctor that can make me jump high enough to dunk and run and jump for alot of hours. Then go to the NBA and go on the wackest team [ New Jersey Nets] and beat the Los Angeles Lakers, the Cleavland Cavaliers, the Denver Nuggets, the Orlando Magic, and the Boston Celtics. Then on Sunday retire from my 24 hour time in the NBA and chill with my girlfriend Logan Browning eating super sized McDonald meals, be known as the greatest player the NBA ever saw.
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